STORY # 1) Gender-Identity.
There was a sweet shop keeper in a village . It was the only sweet shop in that area . His family used to stay in the back side of the shop. At noon his teenager boy called his father that mother is waiting for him to take lunch .
It was summer time . The shop-keeper asked his teenager boy to sit on his seat to receive the customers .
He handed over his hand -fan to drive house-flies to sit on the sweets. The boy was enthusiastic to do that .
After lunch father took charge from the boy and asked how many customers came ?
'NONE ! But lots of house flies came ...He killed seven, out of the seven four were women flies and three male Flies !
Father asked the boy with big surprise how did you recognize male and female flies?
The boy replied ," Why! it was so easy to differentiate ! flies who were female sat on the mirror and the three flies who were male sat on sweets !
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SStory # (2)THE STORY OF TWO MISERS :
Once there lived two Penny-Pincher ladies in a village . They were close friends but they had great competition about who can beat the other one in frugality .
Both of them were cunning enough to compete among themselves in a subtle way .
In those days there was no electricity in any village (even in town)of India . Limited Kerosin was available only in ration-card. People finished all works and dinner before darkness swooped down to earth.
It was some moonlit shiny evening ; one of the woman thought to visit her friend for taking chat .so that to keep on the kerosin lamp .
She knocked the door of friend's house . Her friend peeped from the window and then took little time to open the door .
--"Oh you ! please come."
--"I was wondering why you have locked the door so early!"
The other one replied smilingly ," to save kerosin I did not lit up any lamp and went inside the bedroom ; I also disrobe myself to save garment ;because there is none to witness my nudity in the dark!
.... Before opening the door for you I put on my dress. So you have to wait a little to enter the house. "
Looking at the moon light , she exclaimed ,"O my god , how beautiful the moonlit night ! let us sit outside on the veranda (=Patio )and take chat ".
She spread a mat and two mattresses to sit comfortably . The other lady was feeling humiliated as she thought that like every time she was duped by this lady . She couldn't concentrate in any topic;Jealously crawled in her like bug ! She left home as she wished to burn the kerosine lamp if she spend the evening on chatting .Beside that she has to put an ironed 'sari' to visit her home .
'Her friend has saved not only' fuel 'but also the' fiber' of clothes!'
... a burning jealousy spread to her head .
- "It's nice to have chat with you ; now I have to go home"......
- " Why so early?"-------
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