Blockage for aspiring Writer: ' mother fu........r ' words= 627
[Main Characters Rasul, aamir, Saheb]] police, 2 seniors
Saheb reached central park little earlier; so he sat on a bench near the big golden statue, waiting for his friends Rasul and Amir.
He took out the satiric fiction' 'Hacker- mocker' from the side bag. But his attention from the fiction was stolen towards a young couple who were walking with hands locked to each other lovingly. He gazed at them minutely unless he got a slap on his back by Amir .
He turned back startled!
Amir asked , " what are you looking so romantically my friend?
You are absolutely duped! It is wrong what are you thinking !.....
They are gay couples, male-partners !"
Saheb: "No, no. On the left side is a hot female one : nice figure, delicate style of walking! She,She ,definitely‘she!’Can never be a male ….I am really little attracted to them......!"
Amir- "Because you get only the back view, front-view is tractor -ridden-plain-landscape without any wave in the body!"
Saheb:" You are also getting the same view as me! What makes you to understand otherwise?
Amir. " I can understand easily from the walking style!"
Saheb "Then let me know that is that ‘style’? "
Amir, "One who will walk like 'corgi-dog' with heavy swaying butt, is sure to play female partner among the gay couple!"
Saheb took a last look of disappearing 'corgi-butt'.
Saheb: "Amir, I am interested to witness the swaying butt of an actual corgi dog."
Amir burst into laughter !
"OK. Queen Elizabeth has 5 Corgi dogs! We will enjoy Friday night on the Netflix show of the "Queen" episode !"
Amir added farther ,"I feel their butts are so funny as they walk !"...
Saheb with dreamy look said, "I am waiting with excitement for Rasul to come with my "manuscript"of first novel. His friend got some odd job in a small Publishing House . I have handed over my manuscript to him two weeks ago."
"From my school life my goal of life was to be a writer, a successful writer ! Rasul gave me that hope of life ! I am so grateful to him !" ......................
Amir did not reply. He knows well that how much crafty Rasul is enough to give false promise!.........
"Lo, he has come!"
Saheb looked at Rasul with great hope.
But to his disappointment Rasul conveyed ,
"I'm so sorry Saheb!"
My friend in publishing House complained that amidst 380 pages of the manuscript nowhere mentioned the word 'fuck' which is a ‘must’ in any fiction of the modern western literature!
I advised you repeatedly to put in the story enough 'spice' which means cocktail of raw sex with slang words and vulgarity ; otherwise theme or plot is not enough to attract general readers, understand?
To become 'best seller' in US Publishing Houses you must pack some juicy matter like illicit gossip, rape , 'fuck' in several chapters!...hmm...
Such a novel without salt or spice will never be published in this country. Rasul threw the rolled manuscript in disgust from his side bag on the ground!
Saheb with insulted red face started to pickup scattered pages of the manuscript and murmured in contempt :
“ …it is a story of single mother struggling to bring up her children to respectable position in society....” Rasul snatched the dialogue by stopping Saheb.
Eureka ! got it ,said excitedly.
.... Why arn't you adding 'Motherfucker'? …………..
It's mother-fucker!...perfect to fit.
"Saheb , Try, try again using the word 'mother-fucker!'
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Two elderly women passed them with walker little ago ; they turned heads from little far to hear the slang word "fuck". From the opposite side a police van was coming and was stopped by those women.
Amir said to Rasul, "we will be arrested by the police for you! Look the women seemed to complain something about us to the police !"
Watching it Rasul hurried them,"Let us leave this place quickly by taking nearest subway stairs !"……………..
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