DIRTY MONEY
Unimaginable events are experienced. by the custom's checking officers in the International Airport. I heard lots of fearful as well as funny and interesting stories from one of my friend's cousin brother who joined in that post in Mumbai International Airport .
.One day, on duty, he suspected a passenger to be smuggler from his abnormal way of walking.The man was coming from Dubai to Kerala via Mumbai. The man was arrested as he was detected one kilogram of gold from his rectum. Though from Dubai to Kerala is not far , but how he managed to sit with one kg gold in rectum ?...
He was surrounded by ......Some fun-loving friends who were his great fans ..
Argha said. "he must be a businessmen . and owner of huge black money."
Nisan, " Well, but who pushed one K.G. into the rectum?...Must be some Dr, specialist or a surgeon?
Mirza: "Damned it ! May be some expert carpenter who can pitch nail .The gold sheet were rolled like sleek cigarette or stick ."
All gave loud lough in chorus.
Nair :"next time you will see any suspected passenger whoever is coming from Dubai Flight, will be shook like Piggy bank, and gold bar or gold coin will drop from rectum, just like from casino.
Argha: 'phew! this is why black money is known as "Dirty money!"
Mirza:" "Hey ,gold is always gold. Nobody is going to smell it and diagnosed how and where from it came!"
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