Monday, March 1, 2021

Sipra's Diary : Drollery of pickpocket (Fragments of memoir)

                                                        

                                                                              ( Drama )

                                                Title : Drollery of Pickpocket. :          Time:3 to 5 minutes.                

                                         One-Act-Play ./. Place : Metrocity  of  Calcutta.  India./.  TIME : 1965.

                                         Genre:        Humour

Protagonist :          Gargi.  

Antagonist;            Pickpocket  

Other characters :  Two  friends of gargi  ,   Few college students (both girls and boys and others).

Venue :           ......    Public double-decker bus.

The Narrator   :

Calcutta was the #.1 One  overpopulated megacity of the world at that time 1960s .  It was hard to take ride into the bus during office hours in any mid- stoppage, as the buses became full at the starting point. From 9 Am to 10 Am   morning  and  4:30--5:30 Pm. was the peek  hours .

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                                                          Act One          Scene  1

Gargi with two other friends came outside  of the   university gate; noticed some of their known friends taking  chat excitedly.   Someone   suggested ,"  Instead of waiting it's better for us  to   take a walk for home;  perhaps  by this time  ,we could  have reached  home safely.

Gargi.  asked  them: '  Hi, do you know how long the last bus left this stoppage?" 

They( crushing their teeth)  said in chorus voice ,"just now! Ju--st now two  overloaded buses, successively like tweens,   passed  by  us   without  halting  the stoppage ! The conductor waived  his hand   to mean he had no   other  way !". 

Gargi :"  Looking at the watch ,  it 'sjust 4 o' clock!  She thought  it shouldn't be so ,!

A man : Today there is  a  mammoth  gathering   in Esplanade  for  Election  campaign.  So some roads have been blocked ; Only two buses are available from here."

Gargi : I see .

Mallika  screamed :"voila , some bus is coming !" to  get ready she  jumped  down the road from side ways so that bus couldn't cross.

Gargi : " Lo!   you seemed to  become  a patriot , a.  crusador  for getting  the  bus !"

Just like warrior  in army they somehow boarded the bus . Another fight was waiting for Gargi ;because she hast to  drop also in the mid way .  

                                                                  (  Scene -11)

Reaching to   hostel Gargi was very excited  to show her  new purse ,just bought  on the very day ,to her roommates . But she  searched and searched  inside  the  big bag ,for carrying  books and copies , but in  vain .

Roommate (Looking eagerly ) commented : A-ww.   it'sgone , now it must be owned by the wife or girlfriend of the pickpocket. 

Gargi sat sadly . She looked tired :  "you know, I bought it from the fancy  showroom of the College Street.  It attracted me from the showcase ; I entered  the shop and bought that exotic  purse   which was Quite expensive for a student . But I needed  some new to replace the old one;  ( she ,as if, justified herself for being extravagant   )  I emptied  my old shaggy purse  for that new one .Then I   Put my two library cards of the  university ,another one of the British Library ,and 3 copies of passport sized  photo into the new purse   but not a single penny was left for  the  purse !Because I spent all the money for it.

While putting the new purse   inside my side bag  safely , I imagined  proudly that it  would be 'Owner's pride and neighbour's envy" .....

Roommate  snatched the conversation:"HA-,Ha ha ""  Pride has  now crowned to somebody else's    fortune......

Other roommate added :  the thief  must shower a plethora of abusing words for you,  for not having   a single penny and  that too , a lady's purse which would be of no use for him !   You have spoiled his toilsome   risky effort  of the day !

Gargi  became irritated with this jokes .  She murmured  sadly "it was too uncommon to find the  second one !  She had  to bother for issuing  new  library cards  for having access to the library But   she was really anxious  to think of her  address  and photos which evidenced  her  personal informations;  If the pickpocket belonged  to  gang and tried  to exploit  her  ! She  heard  Calcutta  was a notorious place  for professional pick pocket  gang who are trained ( in   special institute ) under gang leader. She was worried 

It made the  roommates  also worried ,they  came near her to   console , sincerely .   

Kajol, one of the roommate ,Said ,'my uncle is chief inspector in Lal Bajar Police Station. Let me report him the fact and ask for his suggestion !

                                                                     ( Scene-111)

After passing two days in tension,  Gargi got a parcel  delivered from the Post office . She opened it curiously and screamed   in surprise and joy to see her lost  new purse  !  She hurriedly pulled the chain to open all the folders and relieved  to see everything in place  But she found out an additional envelop  in one of the folder.   She  unfolded the paper which was actually a note for her :

"Hey,  penny-pinching lady,  don't you feel ashamed to move with empty purse, wretched than a beggar?  I have to spend   even the postage   from my own pocket! Such a disgraceful instance in the biographical history of pickpockets   in the world !"

" Gargi commented emotionally,   " Thank god !  honesty is not eloped   still from this earth !

Kajol  grinned and winked eyes to other roommate  to say ,

' no god  to thank at all , my friend !  It is your "photo"left inside the purse ! 

.....  Hmm,  what to  expect next ? 

I am sure  very soon a love letter  from this   Roam-a-ntique  fellow will come addressing  you :

Hello ,

 Heart-picker/ ( broker) ,  .............

--" you mean, silly creature !'. . ..Gargi  blew the rolled newspaper to her...


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