Tuesday, March 10, 2026

Sipra's Diary. DIRTY MONEY

 DIRTY MONEY

Unimaginable events are experienced. by the custom's checking  officers in the International  Airport.  I heard lots of fearful as well as   funny and   interesting stories   from   one of my   friend's  cousin  brother who  joined  in  that post  in Mumbai   International Airport .  

One day, on duty,  he  suspected  a passenger   to be smuggler   from his abnormal way of walking.The man was coming from Dubai to Kerala via Mumbai. The man was arrested as  he was   detected one kilogram of  gold from his  rectum.   Though   from Dubai to Kerala  is not far , but  how he managed to sit with one  kg    gold   in rectum ?...

He was surrounded by  some   fun-loving friends who  were his great fans .. 

Argha said. "he  must be businessmen  and owner of huge black money."

Nissan,  "Well,  but who pushed one K.G.  into the rectum?...Must be some specialist  Dr, or a surgeon?

 Mirza:  "Damned it !  May be some expert carpenter who can pitch nail .The gold sheet were rolled like sleek cigarette or stick ." 

 All gave loud lough in chorus.

Nair :"next time you will see  any    suspected passenger  whoever is coming from Dubai Flight will  be shook  like Piggy bank,  and   gold bar or gold coin   will drop from rectum, just  like  from casino.

Argha:   'phew!  this is why black money is known as "Dirty money!"

Mirza: "Hey ,gold is always gold.  Nobody is going to smell it and diagnosed  how and where  from it came!"

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